The Secret Billionaire Behind the Glass

I was getting my car serviced at my cousin's luxury auto club. When the technicians finished, I casually told the front desk staff, "Just put it on Kevin's tab."

The employee nodded and reached for the terminal, but an unfamiliar female manager stepped in and blocked him.

"We don't do tabs here," she sneered. "Payment is due immediately on-site."

With a loud "thwack", she slapped an itemized bill right in front of my face.

"Supreme Micro-Diagnostic Fee: $80,000"

"Exhaust Acoustic Resonance Tuning: $100,000"

"Engine Spiritual Dynamic Balance Calibration: $100,000"

"Total: $280,000."