Testing My Compliance? Enjoy Your Paralyzed Life, Ex

Right after I landed a job with a six-figure salary, Justin said he wanted to throw a big celebration for me.

But that very night, I scrolled past a trending post on Reddit:

*I’m about to get married, but my girlfriend just got a $10k-a-month job. What should I do?*

The poster was a man, claiming he was terrified he wouldn't be able to "control" his girlfriend after they tied the knot.

People in the comments were all feeding him ideas. The top-voted comment read:

"Run a compliance test on her. For example, pretend your mom is sick, and offer her $500 a month to move in and be your mom's…