She Tested My Love One Too Many Times

My wife was a total psycho drama queen. Every other day, she concocted some twisted way to "test" my love.

One day, she hired a gorgeous escort to lure me into a hotel room while she hid under the bed listening.

The next day, she waved a fake medical report claiming she had HIV, letting me suffer in sheer agony for three days before revealing it was all a joke.

Later, she dressed a mannequin in her clothes and hurled it off the balcony to fake her suicide. It nearly gave me a heart attack and turned me into the laughingstock of our entire neighborhood.