Framed by My Student: I'll See You in Prison

College admissions season was just around the corner. A few of my senior students were still completely slacking off. I was more anxious than anyone, so I decided to use the weekend break to drop off some study guides at their houses.

"What is this?"

I was completely frozen.

On my student Chloe’s bed sat a life-sized doll!

In terms of height, body shape, and face, it looked exactly like me!

More importantly, the doll had... anatomical details. It was clearly made for *that* kind of activity...

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"Mr. Miller..."

Chloe’s face flushed so red it looked like it would burst.