Everyone Covered For My Cheating Husband

After Ethan cheated and crawled back to our marriage, my entire family turned into his personal surveillance team.

Whenever he went out to take the trash, my dad would sneak behind him and Snapchat me a video: "He's being good. Didn't even glance at his phone."

When he had a meeting at his law firm, my mom disguised herself as a janitor and snuck in: "Not a single woman got within ten feet of him."

When he flew back from a court case, my best friend, Mia, scanned him from head to toe with a lint roller.

"No stray hairs, no lipstick stains. Everything's clean."